Yo mamma so fat, when the Borg assimilated her she was designated as a unimatrix.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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Yo mamma so fat, she assimilated the borg!
Yo mama so fat when she rolled over she assimilated the federation
Yo mamma so fat Geordie has to siphon power from Life Support to deal with the gravametric distortion!
*Geordie crying through his visor wishing he could transfer power to the USS Hera
Gonna need a genesis device to recover from that sick burn.
Yo mommas so fat, she’s gonna need the whole Genesis PLANET!
Burn so bad I brain-wiped the last season of Discovery
I stopped after season 2. Was that the right choice?
Let me put it this way: even in the far future, Discovery gets to be sooper speshul because all the dilithium in the galaxy just randomly exploded one day.
And what do they discover? The ~~Legendary Super Saiyan~~ Great Burn was motivated by a crying infant! He's a literal giant f* baby!
Hm, for me the first one was the worst, the last one probably the best (but then again I don't particularly like Discovery overall).
No, it's getting much better in the later seasons
Yo mamma so fat, the Tholians ran out of web trying to trap her.
"Spock, yo Mama's so fat, our engineering chief couldn't beam her up when she fell."
...too soon...?
That burned hotter than when a random Kelpian high on dilithium got salty
Kobayashi Maru'd
~~ITT people making 'yo mama' jokes less funny than the one in the OP~~
ITT me having an uplifting conversation after being a bit of a buzzkill earlier
Yo mamma so fat, when she farted, she sent Voyager to the delta quadrant.