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submitted 2 days ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to c/usa@midwest.social

President-elect Donald Trump used a press conference about the economy to complain that "no water comes out of the shower" because of Democrats.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
[-] fishabel@discuss.online 6 points 2 days ago

He doesn’t pay his water bill.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Like that smelly fuck showers. He's got week old racing stripes in his diaper.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

I just took a shower and it was fine.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

the trickle down doesn't even get to him anymore. that's how far he's fallen---and how reliant he is on actual billionaires to give him money.

[-] BrikoX@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago
[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

He probably has enough drugs in his system already. And there is only so much that drugs can do when the brain turns into mush.

[-] aion@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is that why he was keeping classified documents in the bathroom? Because his shower is broken? Sounds like he needs to call a plumber. Or maybe pay his water bill so they turn the water back on?

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

What about that huge faucet, Donny? The one that takes all day to turn. That'll fix everything.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Weird, mine works great. Might need to clean the shower head: Minerals can build up over time and impede the flow of water.

this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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