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[-] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 46 points 20 hours ago

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 145 points 1 day ago

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 17 points 23 hours ago

Men can give birth though....

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

[-] Denjin 4 points 19 hours ago

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 day ago

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 10 points 1 day ago

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 16 points 1 day ago

After 16 children choose emancipation....

[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Found another Elon alt account.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

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