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[-] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 51 points 23 hours ago

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 24 points 23 hours ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 150 points 1 day ago

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

HE WHAT!?!

[-] smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago

Oh my god I thought that was satire

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/us/elon-musk-donald-trump-mar-a-lago-florida

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago

What a sub 😶

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Example news article about it: https://www.gbnews.com/politics/us/elon-musk-donald-trump-mar-a-lago-florida

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

Men can give birth though....

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).