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That took a turn
(startrek.website)
The internet was a mistake.
Back when I smoked I flicked my cigarette, rolled up the window so my friends and I could smoke a blunt, and I’m stoned like 5 minutes later, smelling something weird. I look down and I’m on fire. True story.
There are no new stories.
Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandpa fingering himself on the back seat?
This one is new, pretty sure
Happened last week over here. 🤷🏻♂️
I'll take a self-pleasuring granny over littering mfks any day.