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[–] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 6 months ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does sub-mariner come with flight and super strength or is it owning an actual submarine?

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It would be kind of hilarious if all of these were actually fully achievable in real life.

Magic is just close up street magic, if you select divine powers, someone offers you a job at the local cathedral. Radar sense, a box from amazon with some radar parts literally shows up on your doorstep.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I mean, Magic is just "all of the above".

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

With chameleon, healing and unarmed combat I could rule the world.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I would say with 'insanely rich,' 'intellect' and 'gadgets,' you could pretty much achieve any of the rest you wanted on your own.

[–] Cycle0861@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How fast is the super speed?

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[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Insanely Rich, Submariner, Shape Shifter.

Now let’s go explore the titanic shall we?

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Immortal, Flight because it's more fun than teleport, and Magic for whatever else I want.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Invisibility, chameleon, shapeshifter.

The Redundant Spy.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Immortal, teleport and stamina. I am going places bitches!

[–] figjam@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where is Attractive Enby? 😥

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Magic. Two others at random.

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