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Dogs vs Cats (lemmy.world)
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[-] thisfro@slrpnk.net 56 points 1 year ago

Cat: I'll fucking do it again

[-] korendian@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I swear my cat does stuff just to piss me off, specifically for the purpose of getting my attention.

[-] kwking13@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My cat has pretty much free reign of the place...with two exceptions. Whenever she wants my attention and isn't getting it, she ALWAYS goes where she's not allowed just to force me to get up and yell at her. Her reaction is just "oh you're up now? Ok come on let's go play"

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.fmhy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Yeah,motherfucker ! I vomited on the carpet. Now, clean it !

[-] BlackRose@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] yiguls@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

what you gonna do about it

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

profile picture checks out

[-] LillianVS@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My cat is giving me that stare right now, and he knows I am powerless to stop him.

[-] tryagain@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Something you wanna say?

Thought not.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Dogs just pretend to feel shame in the hopes you'll go easy on them.

[-] lazyslacker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For two of my cats I agree but the other one definitely shows remorse when he's being scolded. It may not be genuine but he's certainly pretending he's sorry.

[-] monsterlynn@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

@EndOfLine That's exactly the look my cat gives me while he's knocking knicknacks off of the spice rack.

[-] okbin@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

cats when they do something wrong: :3c

[-] MushyMelon47@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Cats are more silly so that means they're better

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