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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 122 points 2 months ago (5 children)
  1. Learn how to take a screenshot
  2. Clean your damned screen
[–] communism@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Learn how to take a screenshot

Part of the joke is that it looks like a snapchat story, hence the photo

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And what about their screen?

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 months ago

People on Snapchat dont give a fuck about cleanliness.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago

Screenshots are also disabled.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't notice until you posted. I thought it was my phone screen.

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago
  1. Clean your damned phone screen
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I thought it was some sort of sky full of stars background.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, please teach us how to take screenshots from tty.

[–] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not a tty, you can see the window dscorations in the picture

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's okay. Emacs is still available.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago

Bah. Moving from one ideologist's garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Emacs runs everything if you try hard enough.

Someone has built an org mode plugin for launching steam games[1] - I don't believe anyone has yet built a steamos emulator in elisp, though.

But that just means it could be you!

  1. https://github.com/Kungsgeten/steam.el
[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I'm sure some PhD student has. Unfortunately they don't come out of their mom's attic for anything other than ramen so we'll never find out

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, that looks real.

I... Don't have words. It's beautiful. And it's terrifying.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dirty Emacs scum. Jk, I love ya.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hey, personally, I use nano.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

I would pay for that on a shirt. That's really good.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

But what about micro :P

Honestly i feel micro is a child of vim and nano. Powerful addons and visual support. With simple keybinds

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Pretty great response.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Instruction unclear, made a Neovim version lol

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am not a Neovim user. How do you make the lines show up next to the directory contents listing?

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s a plugin called oil.nvim, which allows you to navigate and edit filesystem as if it’s a neovim buffer

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thanks!

I’ll add that onto my ~~pile~~ list of things to look into again once Helix gets its plugin functionality…

Edit: I’ve just ended up using Yazi from within Helix for this. :D

[–] mrkite@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

That's a programming font for the insane.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just surprised this isn't a systemd joke

[–] mdhughes@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

ed (1) is still the standard text editor.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

You don’t use butterflies?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I assume these memes are related to tiktok somehow? Is there more to it than that, or am I just no longer "hip" enough to understand today's humor?

[–] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Yea its a meme of the format of the TikTok ban message, though there is also a sub-joke is the PID being how the US's political parties swing back and forth, which is in the part where TikTok referred to trump planning on revoking the ban, and that it just needs to wait for it to finish swinging back right.

[–] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah I think it is, they had a similar page

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Damn, I guess ill have to use Nano (ewww)

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Gross, providing a UI you can just learn without a separate reference manual? Disgusting.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Ikr, why would I want simplicity when I can have superiority (I use Arch btw)

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or micro, if you wish nano made sense

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish nano wouldn’t destroy line endings.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

I have not seen that behavior

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

What do you mean?

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Only issue I have with it is copy paste, especially over ssh

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If the currently growth of fascism is at least a directly proportional (or even exponential) graph, just about every open source project will be banned for Reads in Louis rossman`s voice when he's pronouncing words like „own” allowing Treasonous and terrorist words like: „transgender”, „Socialism”, „nazi”, and „cis” without banning and reporting the users to the respective authorities to begin the process of relocating them to the nearest reeducation and work centre

( If you don't know the voice that I'm referring to, its in this video when he reads the EULA of sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXH8jXefqE)

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

all migrate to kakoune now! >:3

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(i use geany tho)