this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really would feel to disgusted to put a shirt on that a guy like this just wore.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Put it on as a bottom over your pants. That would be hilarious AND stretch out the arm holes!

[–] Denjin 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a hard life picking stones and pulling teats but sure as God's got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

That's a Texas sized 10-4.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 4 months ago

I always think about an episode of Hey Arnold where Arnold avoids a fight by acting crazy.

"Don't hit me! I'll hit me!"

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah these are both owns because if you can do anything other than fight a person who’s trying to fight you, that it itself an own.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Tarps off boys. Swap. Let's goo