this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Oiconomia@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago

That painting ain't right

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

That would be Robert Hillebrand. I believe his father was King at the time.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Fiend! The purse you clutch is my own! I know you not!

[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

This is yet another reason why it's better to drink at home, by yourself!

All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

If you're not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.

[–] Mamertine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's because you ordered the ice cream drink and the bartender does not want to have to clean the fucking blender again for your $1 tip.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 2 points 2 years ago

You need to flash a lil bit of the "Washingtons"...or the "Bens" if the first/second.. don't work, hahahaah.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the ones that do pay attention, though... They get fucking paid in tips at 2-3x what the vapid people give. Not that all attractive people are vapid, but yes, there's an association...