Her: "Beth. My name is Beth."
Her to him: "I never give them my real name, it's creepy."
Well... At least then you can call her Beth in a joke tone... better that hey you girl come.
Surprise twist: substitute Beth for "Karen" sometimes, just for the lolz:-P
Her: "I'll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha* ? Thanks babe!"
Him: Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks
They don't like it if you call drinks small/medium/large
But he won't be able to spell it.
It’s Kendra with a Qu
Batista: "got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?"
Steve: "Yeah that's probably me"
Acting must not be working out for Batista
It’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”
Delores Mulva?
As long as he hears it and he doesn't have to take it from whatever the Starbucks guys wrote and understood, as sometimes they don't quite get the name.
She expects him to pay and will put her drink under his name. Plan fails.
"Henry is that you? It's been awhile!"
Oh! Hey you! How are you?
"I've been good we should catch up sometime"
Oh I don't think I still have your number. Here write it down for me and put your name next to it so I don't forget who it goes to
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