oh mylanta

I too am rizzless, fam.

Perf

It's the bees knees, no doubt, word, hella true, brosef, bet!

How the modern world feels like

We used to say things were a total "cot death" back in the early 90s. Strangely that one didn't catch on outside of that specific friend group.

ah yeah, I remember when my son was born, the resident told his mother her eyebrows were fleek

don't say it to people about to undergo surgery, whatever the phrase is

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

Sounds well peng fam.

As an elder millennial, I'm fascinated by the slang and youth lingo these days. If you know any you think I might not have heard please share.

The fuck is rizz?

Yup! ...and yup

This shit ain't nothing to me, man 🧛‍♂️

Drip

A friend of mine somehow said “rad” in a way that was ironic, gently mocking, and sincerely complimentary at the same time. It was perfect. I don’t think I’ll ever meet someone else who manages to say any word in quite that way.