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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 62 points 5 months ago

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you are cold they are cold, bring them inside.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 18 points 5 months ago

Nah it's a trap, never trust a chill goose.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 12 points 5 months ago

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!*

*Peace was never an option!

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tasty humans inside.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tasty geese outside.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This! They should write this and stick that paper on the outside, so that the geese can see it.

🍲

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I really don't get all the huff duff with the geese. Grab it by the neck, done.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You never been close to a goose, eh?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

I've been close to enough farm and non-farm animals that I don't care. Yes, I know the geese are temperamental, will charge, peck and bite but they are not invencible. Have you eaten goose?

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

geese are fren

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

exactly what a hostile goose would say so I let down my guard

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

thabk, fren

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You're a great little-to-medium sized bird

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

Never forget that geese are merely a distraction. Emus are the real threat. They already defeated Australian Army. You are next.