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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Thank God I only use electronic money

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show

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[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Не Путин?

[–] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Да Путин

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[–] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What does harambe have to do with this?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 1 month ago

It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it'll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Every emperor mints coins bearing his face when accessing the throne.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is it still illegal to burn money?

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What about wiping your ass with it?

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[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cool, dollars with clowns on them 🤡

https://pixelfed.social/p/StreetArtUtopia/802522675451991690

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Time to invest in orange ink

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this

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