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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!

Put the People on CURRENCY!

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?

/s

[–] blakenong 2 points 3 months ago
[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

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