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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd like to buy a vowel. "U!"

Damnit!

[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 2 weeks ago

but the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.

[–] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Created a fake album cover inspired by this!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SPENT EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS MAKING TRANSGENDER MICE!

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