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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The older you get, the more things are like programming in bash.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The sad thing is that even chatgpt can't program in bash. I just want a simple script and every single time it just doesn't work. I always just end up saying "write this in python instead".

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[–] DarkShaggy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I feel same with regex....

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My google history hits for powershell for loop is is in the dozens.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t write very small shell scripts because I am not a job destroyer.

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why I finally switched to nushell.

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’d been considering it for awhile, but thought it wasn’t worth the trouble of switching until I realized just how often I do things the tedious manual way because writing a bash script to do it is so arcane

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

VLOOKUP. Every time. Also Catan Cities and Knights.

[–] Pixelbeard@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Je comprend tellement! Je répond en français pour ma première réponse sur Lemmy juste pour voir comment ça va être géré!

[–] Pixelbeard@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

I so understand! Answering I. French for my first Lemmy reply just to see how it’s handled.

Realizing now that language selection is mainly for people filtering. It be cool if it auto translated for people that need it.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or it’s because other people are assholes. And write shit garbage. And then you go to fix a bug or add an enhancement. And then you are stuck.

[–] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I have a confession to make: Unless shell script is absolutely required, I just use Python for all my automation needs.

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