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The person in the picture is u/spez (fastest and the goofiest picture I could find).

Also, please don't take it seriously. It's a shitpost. Thanks.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Reddit has tankie subs too. Latest one I noticed was TheDeprogram with more than 60k users. A highly upvoted comment from there:

One thing worth pointing out is how Bernie is framing it like the war was started by Putin and literally no other factors were at play. Putin just started the war one day for no reason because he felt like it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDeprogram/comments/1j4l12r/bernie_got_community_noted_so_hard/mg9o2qg/

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Putin just started the war one day for no reason because he felt like it.

Yes?

"Yeah but it was because NATO is expanding"

Ok so countries formerly under Russian rule want to prevent that from happening again, what a surprise. This hurts Putin's feelings and that's why he felt like invading Ukraine in 2014 and in 2022.

(comment not directed at TheBat of course)

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There were also several instances of reddit tankies infiltrating other leftist subs to try to take them over.

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[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Any sub favourable to leftists can get brigaded by tankies, unless explicitly anti-tankie.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I usually have the mindset „theres no ugly humans, only unhealthy looking ones“ …

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh, I remember this one. The Twits, right?

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

My mindset is that being a horrible person on the inside can manifest in weird ways physically.

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

dude looks like Myron from Fallout 2

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Whoa, like exactly like

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s u/spez?!?!?

Holy shit, 10,000 switches in my brain just clicked and the output is “Schadenfreude Upgraded.”

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's goofy u/spez. Could be real too but probably an altered image. I felt like a regular spez image wouldn't cut it so searched for a goofy one and found this.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

congrats for your achievement and thank you for the Scheißpfosten!

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I've been in Lemmy for almost 2 years since the API migration, and I don't know if I've ever encountered a tankie, despite seeing hundreds of memes about them.

I'm guessing my instance just doesn't federate with the same weird shit y'all are seeing?

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (23 children)

.ml and hexbear are the tankie instances

They used to have a lot of popular communities on there, but they have driven most of them off their space into other instances by now.

If you imply that Putin or Xi are dictators you will get banned from those spaces.

Edit: hey look, I summoned one

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

i don't want to encourage bothering people in other instances, but getting banned from hexbear feels kind of like getting banned from thedonald. Not quite the badge of honor you'd hope. Like, cool and all but what were you doing there in the first place.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It depends on your instance. I was originally on .lm when they first federated with Hexbear about a year ago and got piled on by like 40 when they thought I was criticizing communism when I wasn't and I also got banned for the sin of replying to them. The reason for banning was "troll". Lmao

I even got ratio'd by someone downplaying the events of the Tiananmen Square. That's when I knew I was up to my waist.

E: It was an immediate instance ban by an Admin iirc

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[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He really looks like he‘s about to be buh-goking, I’m going with D

Also he really looks like I‘d imagine a Reddit mod

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Very nice shitpost, you get a like from me. Subscribed!

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thanks! Can we follow or subscribe to individual accounts on Lemmy though (other than RSS)? Because I'd love that.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think it's possible yet

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

If I were the chicken, it would be A and B. And probably C.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude, you need to clean up your drives.

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