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[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 134 points 1 year ago

What do they mean by "fake arrow decals?" They're real arrow decals. Just not helpful ones.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 61 points 1 year ago

Some will even call those unofficial. I'd say they're fanmade.

[-] ShaggyDemiurge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago
[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago

Whats your favorite ship? Mine is Blahaj and trans people.

[-] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

I made a pilgrimage to the promised land a few days ago and got my own!

[-] PM_ME_FAT_ENBIES@lib.lgbt 5 points 1 year ago

They're lying arrow decals. They're fakers.

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That we can agree on. But they're real fakers.

[-] PM_ME_FAT_ENBIES@lib.lgbt 3 points 1 year ago

But that also makes them fake genuines

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that's how you either create an SCP or no clip to the backrooms

[-] farent@lemmy.scam-mail.me 40 points 1 year ago

He's trying to summon SCP-3008

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

That was my thought as well! :-D

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 42 points 1 year ago

Did they book him for graffiti or something? This doesn't sound super illegal

[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

thereisnews.com is a satirical site and not actual news

edited out unecessary stuff

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Disappointed. I was hoping for a new age of creative low-casualty terrorism.

[-] treesapx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I know what you're saying, but the idea of this terrifying someone is pretty funny.

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It would terrorize only exactly the ones we need to terrorize the most.

[-] CorruptBuddha@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Woo!

This makes me happy! I've been working to re-engage my skepticism, and called this one!

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

edited out unecessary stuff

huh?

[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I first added a link to "https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/11/fact-check-viral-ikea-story-social-distancing-arrows-satire/6709720002/"

and said that the page is allegedly a satirical site.

but the site says that it's satirical on the frontpage, so it wasn't really nessecary to have all of that ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, I understand. I do think the edit note is a bit confusing and unnecessary, though

[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Old reddit habbit ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] z500@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I wonder if you could get charged with manslaughter if someone very dehydrated got lost in the labyrinth and died of thirst

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's more 'survival of the fittest' and not 'murder' but

[-] worldsayshi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Seems quite dangerous in case of fire though.

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

Don't arrest him. Make this guy speaker of the house!

[-] boeman@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

It's like using vim as your text editor.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Vim user: What are arrows?

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago
[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine seeing H, K, and L on the floor of a computer shop during the pandemic to direct foot traffic.

Edit: obviously my dumb joke is dumb. I guess an H would need an underline. To fix this inelegance, you could just use only Js.

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

As a nano user, time to power it off and on again (sabotage the electrical system)

[-] Redrum714@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

How dare you

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

That's just how a regular IKEA is. Poor guy arrested for doing his job!

[-] kotauskas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

fnaf 6 real

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Where's MadLads when you need it??

[-] mobilehugh@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

As if this is even needed. Getting lost in Ikea is part of their layout. He probably got arrested because it accidentally showed people the exit.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I thought decals would be a video game development term. Is it not?

[-] moog@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

No a decal is any kind of graphic printed on things. Like the Police livery on cop cars or the advertisement on Nascar cars

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Interesting. Thank you for explaining.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is used in game engines and 3d modeling tools, but the term is much older taken from something being stuck on something else, like a sticker.

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nah it just means a decorative sticker

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