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How many eggs for that tessera? (lemmy.world)

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The richest man on Earth for now

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[–] SirFasy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And how do they reconcile this with his administration's pro-destroy-the-environment agenda?

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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 days ago

Trump's cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The poorly worn suits make so much more sense now

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[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You guys have retirement savings?

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Enough to retire for about a week.

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[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago

Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?

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[–] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Musk looks like that bully that’s just waiting to sucker punch Trump if he fucks up the lines he was given. He’s even clenching his teeth.

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[–] brezel@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago

selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago

White House Press pack now have the opportunity to just grill who ever is at the podium next on questions comparing the Model X and then deaths related to Self Driving Incidents

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah sure, let's just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn't paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It's not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.

[–] owl@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago

What?!

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

NSFW ish

Tap for spoiler

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

LOL! How many fucking cheeseburgers and Diet Cokes would the Orange Turd need to gobble down?

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