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How many eggs for that tessera? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by distantsounds@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Trump's cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?

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[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guys have retirement savings?

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Enough to retire for about a week.

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[–] jabeez@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jebus, didn't realize the muskrat was so big, Fatputin isn't a small guy and he looks quite a bit smaller. So, guess he's a bigger piece of shit than I even knew!

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[–] brezel@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

NSFW ish

Tap for spoiler

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.

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[–] SirFasy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

[–] emosquirrel@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does he always stand like two people in a horse costume

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The poorly worn suits make so much more sense now

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[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

White House Press pack now have the opportunity to just grill who ever is at the podium next on questions comparing the Model X and then deaths related to Self Driving Incidents

[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah sure, let's just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn't paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It's not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Musk looks like that bully that’s just waiting to sucker punch Trump if he fucks up the lines he was given. He’s even clenching his teeth.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is Elon still the richest man in the world?

[–] moonlight@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly yes, and by a lot.

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