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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago (27 children)
[–] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We all are.

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[–] ton618@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

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[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

[–] Djinn_Indigo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Still a better story than fallout 4

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