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Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’ (theonion.com)
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[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

<Checks to see if it is The Onion, or not. >

[–] Apricot@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago

With this fucking timeline I just assumed this was real

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Like, all of it or just the first couple of seasons?

[–] Apricot@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

If you watch it and it moves

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Less than 10 seconds is max allowed watch time per Abby.