this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't look like enough penis was added.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

adequacy of penis is highly subjective.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 15 hours ago

The hero we deserve.

[–] IfIonlyhadaBrain@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Not remotely true about anything. I saw this on reddit and was going to comment but they apparently banned me for.. what, I have no idea because I mostly lurk and only ever post once in a great while.

Anyway. This is a 16 year old photograph from a story from Middletown, OH. This is a woman, not a man. She was alleged to be intoxicated and chasing children.

Sorry/not sorry to get in the way of a bs made up caption.

Edit: corrected the location.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

How dare you updoot the great Luigi on reddit

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

What? Its not real? Great, now I have to refund this cow costume...

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get out of here with your facts, ruining our fun

[–] IfIonlyhadaBrain@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] brrt@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I forgive you.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

Incest Myres

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 15 points 23 hours ago

No way, I was totally fooled

Thanks for the actual story though

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

Nothing gets past you eh?

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You probably upvoted Luigi content.

[–] IfIonlyhadaBrain@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did...in my mind. I did not upvote. I rarely logged in to comment OR vote.

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently they have been going through the last few years of upvote history to ban people now, which is baffling to me.

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reddit bans based on what you upvote now? That sounds fucking dystopian

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I mean some Lemmy communities will ban you for downvoting too much. It's only a problem on Reddit because Reddit is shit.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago

Yes to both!

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 11 points 22 hours ago

Nut milk comes from male cows.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 day ago

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 22 hours ago

Dumbasses. How is it not obvious? The cow only had one "nipple" because it was a bull. 🤦‍♂️

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

I’m gonna moooo!

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

A pornography starring your mother will be the second best thing that happens to you today

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he was white when he snuck in.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Uncle Ruckus? My heart's out for the victims of reverse-vitiligo 😔