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What would happen if a cargo ship full of poop and a supertanker filled with cum collide with each other head-on at max speed? (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Only one way to find out

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A T1 supertanker (first hit on duckduckgo) has a capacity of 450 million litres. If we divide that by 3.5ml, we have more than 120 billion. If, say, a third of the world's population is of an age and biology that they were able to add to the tank, that's still about 47 contributions per guy on average, so that's going to be some VERY stale goop in there and it will stink pretty badly.

I think there's more marine like that would happily eat sperm than poop, though.

I... I don't think I'm completely neurotypical.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My weekend plans are canceled :(

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

If your weekend plans consisted of pooping and cumming a lot you can still do that, just give it to me after you're done playing with it.