This is an old Norm Macdonald bit, except he starts with a dog house, not a lawnmower.
I first heard it as lawnmower. And either way, it's more about the structure than about getting every word right. If nobody could put their own spin on existing jokes, we never would have gotten Norm's version of the moth joke.
The logic of gay couples or single people not buying houses is astounding...
I was very careful in having him say "am I right in assuming" instead of "that means" for that part.
A professor of logic at the university of science.
RIP norm
I didn't even know he was sick.
🤣 This is great!
Ah dang, so that's how babies are made.
Yup! You have to own a lawn mower before you can make babies. Also, if you're straight and want to experience being homosexual, just sell your lawn mower. If you're homosexual and want to experience being straight, buy a lawn mower.
“Illusionist” Michael
Why would a gay couple not have children?
Seems illogical...
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