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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Miss Meow approves of the new cushions.

I wish I could sleep like that sometimes.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I have some awesome gnochi from an Italian restaurant to sink my sore mouth into, some cheesecake, and a fluffy cat to annoy.

Life's good for now โค๏ธ

Edit: as this is my last night of freedom before working again, I'm staying up one last time!!!

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 6 days ago

Gnocchi is pretty outstanding comfort food

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Saw three Tawny Frogmouths at the park ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I love them.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Gosh I love those birds! They look so silly and I adore them for it!

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You need to look up what theyโ€™re like as babies. โ€œAntisocial dandelionโ€ is a good start

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

โ€œLeave me AWONE ๐Ÿ˜กโ€

Arenโ€™t they great?

Itโ€™s peeved

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You're in the wrong pub, bozo

My favorite photo of tawny frogmouths.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

that's awesome ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago

chorus of fat, heavenly angels intensifies

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The embiggening appears to have worked. I think my feet look quite fetching.

Iโ€™ll now be wearing them until bedtime just to make sure they settle in to the peculiarities of my feet

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Looks like we got us some Convos ..

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nah. 20 bucks at Big W. Runners donโ€™t last me long anyway because my gait is weird, so if Iโ€™m going to experiment with styles I go cheap. I go more upmarket once Iโ€™m sure the style suits me and I wonโ€™t destroy canvas shoes in six weeks!

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lazy day. New job starts Tuesday so I'm getting up early tomorrow to get used to it. 6:30am.

So super early night tonight.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good idea.

Hope it goes ok for you.

Howโ€™s your headache from the other day going?

Neck and shoulder tightness and strains also cause me to get headaches, especially if Iโ€™ve been hunched over at a desk and it bunches up all my muscles together.

I think theyโ€™re called tension headaches?

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 11 points 6 days ago

I think I found a new hobby. I put the boxing on Wii and KO'd a few dickheads. I'm tired now.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 6 days ago (5 children)

The spinach recalls because of E. Coli remind me of when I got salmonella from spinach in the early 2010s. My ex and I were so so sick, dying on the couch watching TV together, when the news started talking about it - that's how we found out what we had and why we were sick ๐Ÿ˜‚

It's the only time I've ever had salmonella.

0/10 do not recommend.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I got poisoned by a piece of salmon. It was instant. First time I've ever walked into a doctor's clinic with a bucket. A few people were seen to that day who had purchased the salmon at the same place. And yes, I still eat salmon.

The man just tried to return a bag of spinach and the workers had no idea what he was on about. The manager was called.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Salmon is too delicious to give up!!

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ya gotta get back on the horse.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Precisely! Can't let one lil bug ruin the entire food for ya!

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The one exception I have with that is the time my shitty dad brought home some white chocolate bars home (probably got them for free from some event) and I already didn't like white chocolate much... only to discover halfway through the second bar there were dead insects and eggs inside ๐Ÿคฎ I still can't really eat white chocolate to this day.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nobody should be made to eat white chocolate. It's an imposter.

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[โ€“] MrAndrewD@aus.social 2 points 5 days ago

@StudChud @YarraByte I had a problem with chick peas once. Actually, it was either the chick peas or red wine I drank.

When presented with this choice, it had to be chick peas, so they've not passed my lips since.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 points 6 days ago

much quieter here, last place had 5 neighbouring houses doing renos, one is a major demolition, the other uses jack hammers

and no aggressive junkies here, no porch pirates so far, had a package sit on my porch all day, was still there

and last thing I saw in my street in Carlton, first time I saw a homeless lady pushing a shopping trolley with her belongings, I went up to her and gave her a 20, she spoke in a middle class accent

I do understand living in the suburbs ( which I haven't done in 35 years ) means that even if I don't see social problems that doesn't mean the problem has gone away ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 10 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Apparently I had a deprived childhood. I have never made or worn an Easter bonnet or hat. I thought it was an odd new thing, but friends of the same vintage and similar geography tell me this had been happening for many decades, I've just somehow completely missed it. Huh.

[โ€“] DolphinLundgrin@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Huh? Never heard of easter hats.

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Goodnight all! I'm going to get horizontal and vegetate in my creaky old bed. Ciao for now.

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Had to do something pretty unfortunate this morning, so to balance it put, I finally got some lobster ramen. While the lobster itself was so-so (a bit tough) the lobster bisque ramen soup was the stuff my dreams are made out of!!

Ramen pic


Now I need a long nap!

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago

windy here and I am pretty tired an achy

good night, love you all ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Among my recent purchases is a pair of canvas high tops. Because why the fuck not.

The process of stretching them slightly to get the fit just right - they ARE the right size, but feel just a smidge too small at the heels - is ongoing. I have stuffedโ€ฆabout four pairs of bundled up socks in these sneakers?

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Goodnight team. I hope I sleep as well as last night.

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tis a bit cool. Needed to chuck a blanket over the doona. Winter doona is going onto the bed on the next linen wash day.

I had to put the doona on tonight. It's been just a sheet for 6 months now.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I thought the denizens of this shithole had finally left the bird water aloneโ€ฆ Nope. Same tweaker came back yesterday and stole the metal pet bowl I was using to weigh the foil pan down.

Threw the water out of it the same aggressive way before stealing it so I have no idea why he keeps stealing them.

Heโ€™s always around here being a dickhead. And that was Melbcatโ€™s old bowl, I was still using that. I wish stolen items could carry a curse.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I'd looove booby trapping/ambushing this fucker! In a way that you can't be obviously blamed for it.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I went out and checked the yellow sticky traps. They got a few but the whiteflies were mostly clustered underneath the leaves and the traps had caught multiple long legged fliesโ€ฆ aka the beneficial insects that eat the aphids. Plus one tiny katydid. They might have got a weird kind of ladybird yesterday (which I freed).

Not happy Jan. Iโ€™ve taken them down and wonโ€™t be using them anymore.

It was an aph-ocalypse under there on the worst plant so I ended up using a strong solution of natural dish soap to douse and scrub wherever they were. It ended up leaving a thin wet lather of detergent behind which might harm the plants and encourage mildew (already an issue) but is hopefully insecticidal. Fingers crossed it doesnโ€™t affect the good bugs.

Melbcat wasnโ€™t impressed that I was out there for ages while she had to stay inside, so sheโ€™s off in her bed. Itโ€™s a shame. She could have sat with me or sunbathed. But I need her to accept staying a fully indoor kitty and not expect to be let out.

My gum near the problem tooth is looking red and sore so I think thereโ€™s a problem again. Hopefully only a minor infection from a floss nick but Iโ€™ll have to get that sorted between everything else going on.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

A big glass of "wanna" please? I have caught your don't wannas and I have to go out in a bit

Edited to actually make sense

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ahh yes. the old game of "did the circuit trip because the PSU blew or did the PSU blow because of the circuit trip" Followed swiftly by "where the fuck did my spare PSU go" and then onto "Fuck me, what the shit happened to PC stores while my back was turned"

(I need to get my UPS on a separate circuit, about once a year we get a dirty feed that it regulates and then the RCD shits itself thinking it's a spike)

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