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[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sleep study night. I am connected to all the wires. Time to try to sleep. Night all

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Had a nap after my whinge (thank you for your kind words πŸ’œπŸ’œ), then went to Savers and got two shirts for partner's new job, and two pairs of jeans for myself for under $50 in total.

Then got a massive haul of groceries from Aldi. I transferred $120 to my paying card but it only cost ~$50 all up for all of it. Stuck in the expensive Colesworth mind lol

Edit: oh and I applied for a few shelters as a volunteer, hopefully I can get a place at one of them as it's a requirement to have placement for the Cert IV in Vet Nursing 🀞🏼🀞🏼🀞🏼

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

So a few months ago I stole an extreme;y expensive car from hard rubbish which I hoped would be a nice gift to bro and sil and their baby to be but it has gone back to hard rubbish 1 door down :(

Have to tilt your head to the right for next vid.. working on it but WEEEEE! still worked.. their loss.

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Really living up to your username.

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[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have committed to organising the lasers for the sixteenth birthday party. Synthwave is the brief.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm actually keen for an early night. Hang out with fluffball and read for a while.

Goodnight all ❀️

Edit: I will not be working hard. I have learned my lesson. I will be enthusiastic and do slightly more then expected. There is no meritocracy in corporate.

Working hard is a terrible idea that leads to burn out and disappointment.

The only way to make more money most of the time is to leave and go elsewhere.

/mantra

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

We have a reply all fail. Brace yourselves.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hilarious given it's about Security

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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

is that in an out of office autoreply loop

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago
[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

For me, just over three hours left of lentish. I may have some intoxicated morning rants hitting around eleven am tomorrow. Be forewarned.

Edit: of the various vices I gave up over the last few weeks/months I think getting off reddit had the biggest impact, I'm looking to keep that up. Feels like it brings more negativity to my life than any traditional intoxicant.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Well done πŸ‘

[–] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

A suicidal jam jar leapt out of the pantry to its doom on the tiles. Red sticky jammy glass everywhere. Great fun to clean up.

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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Assignments due in 10, 14, 16, 20 and 21 days. I will not procrastinate anymore. I feel like I've almost left the 10 days one too late. Time to break down each into steps and give meself some faux deadlines. I can do this.

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[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

So, Peter Khalil dropped in today.

I went to the door expecting to have to shoo away a salesperson, and was so surprised that I couldn’t think of any good questions to ask at the time. I did say I wouldn’t be voting for Peter Dutton, though

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

I want to work, and yet no one gets back to me after my last round of applications.

I need a freakin job so I can afford driving lessons so I can actually get a job as an animal attendant. Oh, but I need a minimum of 2 years experience to do basic sandwich making or retail ffs.

I'm almost at the point of selling my soul back to call centre work, but thought of doing that again is making me fucking sick - tied to a desk and phone, unable to leave it, power-tripping team leaders and abusive, masturbating customers. UGH! I don't think my mental health could take it.

/Endwhingingrant

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago

You have more than 2 years experience - this requirement is basically about getting to work on time on all scheduled days. Industry irrelevant.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago

We'll lie for you as your old bosses.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago

masturbating customers

Jeez.

I should really find a new hobby

You have 5 years experience.

You have ALWAYS had 5 years experience.

πŸ˜‰

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago

The change of seasons has well and truly finally hit. Feeling a bit of a cold-ish headache from not adjusting to the temp difference properly and returning to a whole day of desktop work after ages... Gonna buy some soup, chug hot herbal tea, and have an early night. This will be my last long work week before I throw myself at uni hardcore.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 12 points 5 days ago (13 children)

The patch is on and now my arm is itchy. Maybe I'll put it on my leg next time where there's a bit more meat. Or my arse cheek πŸ˜‚

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can do it! Cravings apparently subside after 15 mins.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Thanks mate. So far, so good πŸ‘

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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i have been marked by a needle

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

god is omnicient, god has already seen it

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

good night everyone, I'm beat 😘

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Sweet dreams.

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Goodnight Seagoon

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

weekend away was a huge success. Everything was smooth with the van and kiddo had the best time so alls well that ends well.

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Got tired of my yt-algo so I looked up how to delete my history, pretty easy actually. Hopefully whatever it re-learns about me doesn't send my down a pile of right wing kak. I'll need to watch a bunch of lindybeige and philosophy tube to refocus it on my interests.

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[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've been putting off getting my eyes checked for YEARS. I haven't had an exam since I was in primary school. I've felt that I've needed glasses for a long time but haven't wanted to pull the trigger because... Idk. There's no going back once I officially know I need glasses or something? Anyway, I'm booked in for tomorrow morning, time to find out how cooked I am πŸ€“

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

The test/prescription is paid for by medicare, you don't owe the company a purchase of a pair of glasses, they'll try. If you're only on a weak prescription, you can order a simple pair of spectacles on Zenni for very cheap.

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[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

So after saying this work laptop sucks, I could buy it off work for $100 because the SSD is starting to fail. Switch it out for a new one and it would be right as rain again. It might be heavy and power hungry, but a deal's a deal

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I tried a YT short recipie for dins tonight. Mostly for shits & giggles, but it worked. Chicken 'fried' in water. I used drumsticks cos cheeep so no weeping if I had to toss it. It was quite nice. Will do this again, but with the recommended wings. Sauce was gorgeous in texture but I should have used a tad bit more chili and less mustard. Worth trying.

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Does anyone know of an animal rescue or shelter that takes strays?

The ones I've tried just say to contact the council and that's not going to lead to a positive outcome.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Elite cat rescue does strays, but are presently full.

Petrescue.com.au has a directory

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Today I saw a guy with a Simple Jack haircut.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

I’m being punished for leaving Melbcat inside this morning… she now won’t let me in the bed!

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

later dudes, 😘

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Vehicle finances are worked out and I have a short list of vehicles to look at on Wednesday. Hopefully number 1 on my list will be ok (and still available) and I don't have to keep looking. I don't really enjoy looking at cars. Don't tell the salesmen, but I'll probably pay more just so I can get it over and done with.

The one I am looking at is just out of warranty period and is sold through a Ford dealership that offers a three year mechanical warranty on the used cars. Would it make sense for me to skip the vehicle inspection in this case?

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