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I know just the spot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Picasso@sh.itjust.works to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All rubs lead to the ass

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

"If I don't get into these hips the rest of it will never release"

"Oh sure that makes sense"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lower back massage is grabbing ass.

Upper back massage is rubbing shoulders while grinding crotch into ass.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meanwhile your last massage was four years ago and was 90 seconds of weak prodding until the phone came out and insta opened.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I say this absolutely from years and years of experience. The way to a woman's heart is through the soles of her feat. You will have women lined up along your porch ready to Netflix-and-Chill if you can give a solid foot massage.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alright, easy there Jules ! Just don't let Marcellus hear about it, is all I'm saying.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

leg massage is grabbing ass while grinding on feet

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Gotta start at the foundation

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I'm working out your sciatica! Let me do my job!