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'We can't even leave our house': Waterloo students terrorized by 'angry' nesting Canada geese (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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If you got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate

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[–] recursive_recursion@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

The geese are our version of the honeybadger😬

Condolences and power to the trapped UoW students✊

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

So nice to see people unable to leave their house for perfectly wholesome reasons.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

I remember those geese when I went to UW.

My friend told me his roommate tried to kick one of those geese and got chased by an entire flock into a building. I eventually met that roommate of his and he was a real dick.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Beware the Hissing Cobra Chicken!!

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Stay strong, but we need everyone.

Team Canada includes cold, shoulders, polars, geese, meese, and slappy water beasts.

We shall send weed and food.

[–] USSMojave@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

See even the geese know shit is fucked

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Canadian Geese = Canadian Special Forces

Their just practicing should some one attempt to make Canada a State in their country lol