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this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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Wow, so sad a shitty company that supplied one ply sand paper to employers went under...
Of course this just means that now workplaces won't have toilet paper at all.
We need less toilet paper because everyone will start using bidets, right?
Everyone will start using bidets, right?
OK sharks, I want to present to you an invention that will blow your minds away! We'll get to why in a moment.
First let's remember that day in 2025 when we could no longer dependent on toilet paper being readily available.
So I ask you, what did you do? Did you instinctively go to Amazon to buy a bidet only to find that it simply splashes your butt? With water of all things?
LOL! Well suffer no longer! Introducing the water stick! You simply turn it on and you brush it against your bum. Its powerful surface jets will effectively shoot any remaining brown matter right off! Just look at all the included attachments for the perfect paperless cleaning!
Feels like the author just wanted to write a bunch of toilet jokes.
Oh oh.