I bet he never wore a suit either. No wonder he never got any weapons from America.
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He also never said yes, because for some reason that's not a word Latin has a word for
Cunk on Rome.
Et tu Bluto?
Shoulda learned English then before... Idfk.
American English, the proper one to be more precise.
Yes, in order to talk to his closest ally, the United States!
True, it's still the world language so...
It's too late mang, Cæsar died a while back. Stabbed in the back they say. And the way he was murdered? Stabbed in the back they say.
That happens when you don't learn your English vocabularies. Take me for an example: I learned English at school. Wasn't always easy, still have a strong accent but I certainly never ever was stabbed in the back. To be clear: I'm not saying there is a causation at play, but neither can I deny the correlation
Not only that, but he banged your sister
Who hasn't?
What languages did he speak though? Latin and Greek at least, but likely something else as well.
He probably picked bits of the dialects spoken in Gaul.