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Day to day, yes... Decade to decade, very unlikely.
It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though...
"... Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick...."
I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.
First left, then right.
2FA just took an unexpected turn.
"press harder..." "Make sure sack is dry and try again"
2 Family jewels Authentication
I hate this concept and that I'm thinking about it but
it might improve hygiene in that area for some people
No chance... The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide...
Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.
Wrinkles come from crosslinks in the extracellular matrix if I remember correctly (check out AGEs cross links) so I guess the answer would be quite the same.
“Scrota”
Pretty sure it's "scrotices"
Scrotapodes.
🎵 Mama don't take my scrotapode awayyyyy 🎵
The concept of scrotal camouflage is intriguing.
Then the singular would be scrotex
Ehh, yeah it's pretty consistent.
This is purely anecdotal, but yeah they do.
I'm surprised at the number of people saying "yes" here. I'm a gay guy and have never studied anyones balls closely enough to know if the wrinkles are uniform every time.
There's only one way to handle this. I think I'm going to start taking daily pictures. I'll report back in a few years.
I think a print would work better. And you can hang them on the wall to confuse and delight guests.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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