Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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me when i jack off to sleep in the cafeteria
true but... linkedin?
linkedin?
Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.
TMI dude
Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.
Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.
Later quit to run some crypto scam.
There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.
I do watch porn. But at least I'm on an ANONYMOUS FUCKING INTERNET FORUM so I can say it.
just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:
- UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
- SteamDeck owner
- soccer/football fan
- gamer
- DRM hater
- frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
- work at job about shoes
- doesn't have a foot fetish
- boycotting the US
- Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don't do that nowadays)
From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.
I wasted like 20m on this lol
And to be fair I'm not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally 😂
- boycotting the US
Except for the foot things; that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Given access to the right data, even just the first 2 bits would narrow it down a lot.
It's a joke that we all are similar to OP.
Anonymous? I know your E Mail, IP Address and will analyze all your previous posts
Is email really visible, I thought that wasn't displayed publicly. I don't see your email
It's visible if I pay $500 to the admins
It's only visible to you. Everyone else sees it censored. Here's mine in plaintext: xxxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx
You shouldn't see my email address. Only yours.
I'm disappointed... It looks like all the x.xxx domains were registered in 2012 and are just parked (or maybe the register reserved them? I can't tell). It would have been fun if this could be a real email.
Ok Jaden
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I took a fat, greasy shit today.
Yeah, I admit it.
And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.
But why am I bringing this up?
For two reasons:
- Because no topic is off limits and
- Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle
There are some things that need to be done in moderation.
For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.
Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.
Carry on.
As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.
It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say
Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle
About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head
Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF
They do, but only when you’re not looking.
That's not a worm?!?!?!
Eating it is the only way to find out.
More useful than the original.
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The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.
I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.
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I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit
Apparently they look at a lot of porn.
The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.
https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse
Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing
Mantracks is amazing
"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.
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It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.
They even scam you out of your time making you read so many superfluous words
you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.
Wow, that pay cheque...
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Long as you're honest about watching it with your partner. If you're hiding it then you know it's wrong.
And with jesus, or it's a sin.
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