I absolutely hate this, but can't deny that it's accurate
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That was unfortunately a Jack Black of a different era. This one abandons his lifelong friend to be as hollywood safe as possible for saying meanie-bobeanie things about trump (as a comedian on a stage that is known for political jokes)
Yup. Most that you can fault it for, is the mechanics later in the game, which try to teach you how to play multiplayer, getting too repetetive.
Because of course the game had PvP battling with music stages as bases.
I think the main issue people had was it had lot of RTS sections further in.
They weren't actually that bad, but the demo gave no clue that the main chunk of gameplay was going to be running around issuing orders rather than the basic heavy metal themed hack-and-slash it pretended to be.
Pretty good soundtrack too.
Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it's insane
AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you're happy.
I'm predicting 20 months
Psh there's probably some Jabroni already working on it as we speak
Movie is called Dark Souls, plot is Elden Ring. Hollywood on par for the course.
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THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER DOOP DE DERP DEE DOODLEY DERP
This summer, unfortunately, Rob Schneider is
going, FULL MAGA.
zoom in on Schnieder doing a goofy face while wearing a red baseball cap as a slide whistle plays and he says "Who's afraid of the big, bad gays?"
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Final shot is Jack Black clumsily wading through a poison swamp, “not again!”
The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.
Based af
"Praise the sun!" Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume
Well, I know people would watch it.
I did not watch the Minecraft movie myself, no desire to experience a full theater of people throwing popcorn around screaming chicken jockey.
Movie industry is fucked.
i enjoyed the Minecraft movie. i wouldn't say it was great, but i was watching it with my nephews and had fun. it helped that mamoa and black were clearly having fun doing it and had good chemistry together. (i even play the song "lava chicken" for fun hehe)
I watched it this week, no popcorn was thrown. The movie was a solid 5/10, and was only carried by JB being JB.
I'm still sore about Jack Black being a coward and throwing Kyle Gass under the bus so IDK how much that would help with my enjoyment.
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I wish “The Studio” was ballsy enough to do an episode about this exactly.
Yeah, that probably exactly what's gonna happen. Just make sure to end me before that please.
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