Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it's insane
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you're happy.
I'm predicting 20 months
Psh there's probably some Jabroni already working on it as we speak
Final shot is Jack Black clumsily wading through a poison swamp, “not again!”
The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.
Based af
"Praise the sun!" Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume
I wish “The Studio” was ballsy enough to do an episode about this exactly.
Yeah, that probably exactly what's gonna happen. Just make sure to end me before that please.
And jack will cheer on the Gaza genocide in a press briefing.
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