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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, East India Company, but illegal.

Count me in.

[–] jbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Somali pirates are more honest than most (all?) US oligarchs.

I will speculate that they don't pretend what they do is some sort of metaphysical journey.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

seed funding has already begun, we accept bank wires and Bitcoin. let's get this transaction done.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can I pay in iTunes gift cards?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Only in Nigerian itunes gift cards. and you have to pay the storage fee on the gold.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Follow my Instagram for more hot investing tips, along with Singles near you.

[–] seaturtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

This, but the Singles aren't even dollar bills, but slices of cheese

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

Look at me. I'm the bull market now.