Lol .... this reminds me of a survival drink my culture has out in the wilderness.
You make a batch of extra strong orange pekoe tea (you basically boil the tea bags for ten minutes) ... the tea is more like strong coffee .. then mix it with lard, flour and sugar.
Back then when people traded in wilderness posts, the main items you stocked up in was .... Tea, flour, lard and sugar ... so when you're out in the cold, around a fire and you have no time to cook or break camp, you made this survival drink because these are the foods you always carried.
It's call Tea Ploss .... and yes it tastes absolutely horrible ... but when you're cold hungry and tired, it's delicious.
If I drink it at home, I'd probably puke.... but leave me out in the bush for a day and around a fire in the cold, it feels good and reminds me of my parents and my old family.