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[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Idk without holding them. But probably not 2 or 5

I'm very picky about kitchenware, it's like I have to listen to my inner grandma.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago
  1. Long tines and a big "handle".
[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

2 is such an obvious answer

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 months ago

2 for salads, 4 or 5 for everything else

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
  1. The handles on all the others except 5 are hideous but 5 has a really weird pointy bit
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

2 if I’m cutting with a knife, 3 for cake, 5 for pie, 1 for a shitty salad bar salad just for the nostalgia, and 4 for that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it's 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round, save for 1, but it's out because the spaces between the tines terminate too high.

And no, I don't have a reason for this, it's entirely based on how I feel about forks.

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Those all look horrible, mine's better, it kinda looks like it has the head of #2 and body of #5

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 3 months ago

There isn’t a best, maybe a less bad but even then it’s an impossible choice. ✋wins here.

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

2 and 3. 1 and 5 are too short, they're last resort shit

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

3 speaks to me I like 😋😋

[–] Spider89@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago
[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hello. I like rusty spoons.

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[–] egircys@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

All are bad. If I'd have to choose, it'll be in the order 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.

[–] Whimsical418@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] argarath@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Handle of number 1, prongs of number 2.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

You come here asking neurodivergents a question and you only give five options?

All of these options are terrible. You should feel ashamed, OP.

[–] Peck@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
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