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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Uh, what's the difference between the Rip and Claw hammers?

Also, that blacksmith hammer looks like a tiny double head axe

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 1 points 2 days ago

You can do more stuff with the straighter claw on the rip hammer, like whack it into something to use it as a wedge.

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

The secret option is the real electrician's hammer, some lineman's pliers.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

My 3ft field geo hammer isn't listed. That one

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why is the welding hand funny?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe something to do with insulating your hand from the heat maybe? But then again maybe not because don't welders usually use gloves anyways?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A metal handle doesnt burn or melt.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

No but it takes a long time for heat to conduct up a coil vs a straight line. That's why woodstove handles are often coiled.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Where's MC ?

[–] brezel@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

no rounding hammer!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

"Ball peen" makes me laugh every time.

I am a child.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a mace, not a hammer..

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

Not with that attitude

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Where’s the glass hammer?

I'm always ready to rock

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

There's at least two things electricians, mechanics, engineers, and blacksmiths have in common:

  1. They have their own hammers.
  2. They do not, I repeat not, appreciate getting hit with their hammers.
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Brass because it looks like gold :p

(I like shiny things)

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I thought I knew one that wasn't on here but second look reveals that in fact it is on the list.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I need to put in a screw, so I'll choose the green one. It will perform as well as any other and plus it looks good.

Big hammer gives you all these flavors and vanity but I've spent my life around screws and they are all the same.

Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I choose sledge. I recently broke up an area of concrete that took 8m³ to dispose of it all. Sledgehammer was a very useful tool to have during this.

I tried with a pickaxe at first because I thought it was very thin and would break easily, while this was true for a tiny section the majority was much thicker. At least it came in handy for breaking up the compacted soil.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Missing a lead mallet

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I haven't owned, tack, framing, electrician, blacksmith, chasing, power, rock, and scaling. I have failed. I must do better.

I used to collect a lot for auto body stuff. Odd hammer head shapes make handy dollys for shaping metal in weird places.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

I'm feeling fancy, so Brass.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Straight peen and rubber, bushing optional

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

Ball peen clearly.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ah, so this is what MC meant. I've enjoyed my time here.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What is the engineer Hammer's purpose?

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[–] BayKek@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Electrician looks cool

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I choose hammer time

[–] somedev@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Where E-Peen?

Ball Peen and Dead Blow are my EDC hammers but I also usually keep a good ol claw hammer near by just in case.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago
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