Things you don’t ever want to read from a Tinder match.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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What if I WANT to date a monster?
In my country there is a saying that roughly translates to: in times of war, every hole is a trench. And with how it's going on for people on the other side of the pond. The time has come.
"In guerra e carestia, ogni buco é galleria"
- Italian wisdom
It's said a bit differtly where i come from but the jist is the same. "In tempi di guerra, ogni buco è trincea" Sfortunatamente non so scirvere il mio dialetto.
The closest English phrase that I can think of is "any port in a storm". I wonder why we don't have a war-based one...
Every hole's a goal.
Man if I had a tinder match say any of these things to me id totes go for it
I haven't had a lot of matches
i mean i'd definitely want my date to slosh
I know this is just a meme but I do actually know quite a few humans and might use some of them
use the humans