"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"
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*FUCK ME, I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere
I'd rather them waste their time on nonsense than actually do something successful. Let them sing songs; the songs always show how well thought out they are.
I find it hilarious
Apparently you're the only one. Fox New's Half Hour News Hour didn't last long. https://youtu.be/KCl_--E3T2c It was their attempt to copy The Daily Show and even the title was recycled. It didn't last long
I also hate Cathoclicism
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YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
(and now i'm under control)
"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"
End of verse
To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.
I know someone who always has to say More like rage FOR the machine amiright? They went WOKE!! I just facepalm hard.
The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.
Set List:
Incel Mania
Submit to My Power
Behold My Magnum Dong
All Praise to the Great Leader
Lefty Cunt
Suck Up, Punch Down
I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep
You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway
My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)
Only Fans Love
Deportation Vacation
My Misspelled Face Tattoo
Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)
Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!
They are so bad at what they do. lol
Derp derp 'I'll just copy this band for MY side' derp derp..
I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!
Glaze the machine.
I came here to quote this. 🫡
We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH
MOTHER, FATHER
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I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.
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YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Hummer engine revving*
102.3
*bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
*marching sound*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
Obviously their FM frequency would be 88, something, wouldn't it?
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I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.
F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
Fuck me, better do what they tell me!
FUCK ME I’LL JUST DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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track their progress. beat the shit out of them at their first show.
Rage on Behalf of the Machine
🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘
Rage against minorities at my waterpark.
We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
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