Sorry but I think your grandma is winning this one.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
511 points (98.5% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
31418 readers
4424 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Many years ago I saw a story of a guy who got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen on 9gag
I say just take a fucking multivitamin. And magnesium.
I have doubts its the same for the body. Vitamins from a pill and vitamins from proper food...
Just take them during the meal to trick the body into absorbing them.
Even proper food has fewer nutrients than it used to
Yeah very much. Now its about profits, so quality goes down and price goes up. Modern farming.
Like it or not, people are not getting proper food.
Vitamin D tends to bind to the iron in multivitamins, cancelling out the effects of both. I don't know if the same goes for other combinations, but it's probably safer to get vitamins from normal food.
Jokes on you, my body hasn't seen Vitamin D in a decade
Vitamins are barely regulated and don’t have to pass the standard of “generally recognized as safe and effective”. Because of that we don’t even have a ton of data on the effectiveness of multivitamins, but one of the things that we do know is most of the vitamins are just pissed out because they need cofactors to be properly absorbed. If you truly can’t get nutrients from a healthy diet then they are better than nothing but healthy diet is still the number one priority.
Doctors sometimes recommend them because “they can’t hurt” but that doesn’t mean they are actually helpful
Put some sweet pea pods and chopped green onions into your ramen. Doesn't add much time or effort but adds tons of flavor.
EDIT Behold!
If I'm eating instant ramen it means there's nothing else edible in my hous, it ain't getting anything more
keep a bag of frozen peas in the freezer, ezpz
Nah. Fuck peas. They suck ass.
Biden blast for some peas?
You disrespect the peas, you disrespect me, buddy.
Pea Biden has arrived
I prefer to insert a penis.
I had to stop eating ramen. I tried my hardest, but I could not for the life of me find a whole grain ramen that was affordable (the whole point of eating ramen). So instead I use whole grain spaghetti noodles and veggie broth. I miss the squigglies. 🥺
I have learned that even whole grain noodles can be microwaved though, so that's cool. Works a lot better for penne, cause spaghetti noodles tend to clump together more.
Oh, and lifehack I guess: Just keep a supply of frozen veggies and add those to your ramen.
I just had mine with half a tin of corn and a can of tomato tuna. Desert was granola and oat milk. Of all the meals I've had this week, this was one of them.
My grandma ate like shit afaik and died young from a series of diabetic strokes. So maybe, maybe not.
Yeah, fruits contain sugar, and it's established that some vitamins increase the risk of cancer.