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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Sundowning…

[–] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Aren't films like this always showing somewhere?

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

For some reason I read that as auschwitz.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Not that different for the purposes he wants.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.

( /s, obviously)

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like he belongs in retirement home.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Sounds like he wants to renovate his retirement home.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I genuinely want somebody who thinks this is a good idea to explain to me why this is better than building a new maximum security prison on the mainland.

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