I left my home today to move to another country. Where the fuck is my $1000
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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Why does this seem like "You won a free boat! Just come to the police station to claim your prize."
about 660 a day, compared with 742 a day in 2024
deportations are down with Trump again, I believe we had the most during Obama, because it was low key, with due process and local authorities were on it, now there is resistance, causing the opposite effect
Seems obvious to me that if you deport a lit of people, there are less people to deport. That'll be a reason why so many justifications for deporting additional citizens.
Perhaps it's likely that less people are entering the country now than were a year ago, what with the conditions there and all.
To meet 1,000,000 in a year that would be five full 747 planes each and every day, at least.
Interesting. Didn't know they could allocate funds without Congress.
Melania and Elon, this is your chance.
It's a trap
But if they have a baby they can get $5000!
Do they get $6000 clean if they have a baby and give it to adoption outside the US?
How would one apply for asylum in Canada for purposes of escaping persecution and violence of the United States government? asking for a friend. 🤔
It's really, REALLY hard to claim asylum in Canada as a US citizen. You'll have better luck trying to get a job or scholarship there
the last time I looked they weren't accepting refugees from America at this point
Be a shame if everyone filled the little fascist application with bogus nonsense
Or pretend to be immigrants going home, get a thousand bucks, go on vacay, and come home since you're a white American with several generations and definitely live there
Although if they fingerprint or smth idk that might be a bit inconvenient. But if they don't and you as a full fledged American have a similar looking illegal friend, take his papers, go abroad, he seeems to no longer be in the US, then return with your 1k.
None of that will obviously work disregard everything don't try fucking around the borders you'll get send to the SA Gulags
Oh totally agreed, don't mess with the border peeps cause you won't have due process or any help
You’re not getting shit except deportation
Move to Canada, walk across the border get $1000 go back to Canada. Repeat
Turns out, they are all out of thousand dollar bills, but they'll give you a free vacation to El Salvador for the rest of your life.
No thanks I don't like abstract paintings of clocks