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Red, white, and grape
Excuse me, you misspelled "tequila," you rube.
Jim Bean is my favourite wine.
You got that shit they sell in 5 gallon containers? Yeah, 2 of those please.
That's gonna be 30$ a bottle sir
That was the price around here even before covid and the war, so... that's not really expensive.
Lol ... I went on an Italian cruise once with friends. My wife and I don't drink. At one stop everyone was allowed to bring on six liters per person of their own wine. My friend is cheap and he liked his wine so he got the four of us to each max out our limits so he bought four six liter bottles for about ten dollars each from the cheapest wine seller in town. He had enough wine for the entire cruise which completely pissed off the cruise people who were selling whatever wine for ten dollars a glass.
He was allowed to bring his cheap wine to the table each night and enjoy as much wine as he liked. All the while happily refusing the restaurant wine that the waiters kept trying to push.
My kinda guy 👍👍👍.
I always smuggle booze or other substances (😁) at parties or festivals. The prices they charge for it is ridiculous, I'd rather risk it 😁. Still haven't been caught 😁.
One time, security was so tight, I had to smuggle a small 300ml baby water bottle filled with booze in my sack 🤣. It didn't last long, but nothing tasted as sweet as that smuggled bottle 🤣.
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