this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 209 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"I didn't vote for this"

Yes... you literally did vote for this.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it'll never cease to be hilariously ironic that conservatives love to call others naïve, as they themselves fail to realize that people will tell blatant lies in order to get votes

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's all projection. Poorly educated people cannot comprehend that people smarter than them exist.

Anyone who think they are smarter must be an idiot and must be more naive than a them to believe they are actually smarter.

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[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And I bet they'll do it again in ten years when the next swindler comes along telling them lies.

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[–] Catma@lemmy.world 163 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Yea fuck this man sideways.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 103 points 6 days ago (2 children)

These idiots really don't understand how it works, do they? "trans the kids"

nobody was transing the kids, idiot Austin. That's not how anything worked.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 21 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Honestly the best response to that kind of thing is just "lol based" completely short-circuits them

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Easy there snowflake. Did you forget to take your testosterone booster today? You out here crying like a pussy ass lib."

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[–] Laser@feddit.org 64 points 6 days ago

Haha what a sad hateful bitter fuck. May he find out more

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 51 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh no Trump took away my buisness with his economic policies. At least I can rest easy knowing that we're legislating child genitals

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 31 points 5 days ago

I didn't vote for this

Didn't you know what you were voting for?

Yes.

Well, he's a liar, an idiot, or both. I'm going with both.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

They have to. Their world view is so fragile that accepting they're wrong about even the smallest thing risks shattering the whole.

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago

Conservatism is, as always, a complete failure of empathy, a lack of ability to recognise that if you don’t care about other people and you choose to put people who also don’t care about other people in charge, the people in charge simply and absolutely don’t care about you or your friends or your family.

Conservatives don’t understand that “them” and “us” are actually all just us.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 108 points 6 days ago (5 children)

people picked wealth over human rights and healthcare. now they get neither

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a genuine mistake (/s), they thought that pro-business/anti-regulations would help their small business.

As with everything, they lied. It's about billionaires making more billions, at the expense of EVERYONE else - workers, but also other businesses. I'm convinced that all the rest, including the racism, xenophobia, transphobia, misogyny and overall bigotry are just tools to convince people to act against their own interests.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They didn't even lie. They said this is what they were going to do. He chose to believe that plan would only hurt people he disliked.

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[–] reattach@lemmy.world 88 points 6 days ago

Notice that they voted for "Trump" but that it's "government" that damaged their business. Curious.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago
[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 84 points 6 days ago
[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 5 days ago

All I ever want to say to these people is: YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU STUPID GODDAMN FUCK. YOU SCREWED US ALL WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago

If you thought Trump was ever going to help you or keep his word on anything, you are just aggressively, ferociously stupid. You knew EXACTLY what he was and was warned 1000 times what he was. You got told.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago

Literally everyone warned you. Everyone.

But you wanted to "own the libs" so those leopards you let brainwash and manipulate you are now feasting on faces.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 71 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The de minimus exemption was never meant to be used as a loophole by any business, big or small. He's basically admitting tax fraud. "I bought lots of sub $800 orders to avoid paying taxes and it's the only thing that kept me profitable!"

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

That's sounds roughly equivalent to "structuring" in the money laundering industry.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Look, he voted for Trump too. Clearly the guy doesn't think anything through or even have good ideas.

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[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No more DEI, no more LGBTQ. You losing your business was totally worth it right? Thats what you voted for.

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well it's safe to say someone got owned

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 44 points 6 days ago

It’s safe to say he’s not owning any business anymore

[–] xzot746@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 days ago

I actually really like seeing these.

You dumbs fucks did this to yourselves, the unfortunate part is that they were not smart enough to understand what was really happening and what was going to happen.

The unfortunate part is all the misery they will cause for the good people (and I don't mean one political party or another).

The enshittification of the world (which has been happening for a while) is picking up speed because of these dumb fucks.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i love this comm but its sad that most of these people will probably do mental gymnastics to stay a far right nazi.

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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 24 points 5 days ago

And he will never ever actually try to find or figure out the answer to his own question, just wait to be told what to think

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 36 points 6 days ago
[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

People like this are dumb as fuck and deserve their misfortune.

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 40 points 6 days ago
[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Democracy cannot survive an electorate that is this fucking stupid.

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

These make me really happy

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Austin Wade Petersen (born February 19, 1981) is an American writer, political activistcommentator, and broadcaster. He is the host of the Wake Up America show daily newscast. He was the runner-up for the Libertarian Party's nomination for President of the United States in 2016,[1] finishing second place to Gary Johnson with 21.9% of the vote.[2][3]

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Libertarian

Vote for Trump

Hmmmmmmm

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

All Libertarians are just republiQans who don’t want to take responsibility for republiQans.

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

These are like Herman Cain awards and I'm as here for it as I was for those.

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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

But he owned the libs, right?

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Owned himself to own the libs. Good work, buddy, you sure showed 'em. 🙄

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[–] plz1@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

paying the taxes

LMAO, swing and a miss...

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 6 days ago

*Me playing the world's smallest violin*

[–] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Aww, thoughts and prayers...idiot.

Trump literally saying he doesn’t care about small business, only corporations

https://youtube.com/shorts/_vK-_cIZPE0

[–] notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You get exactly what you fucking deserve you stain on humanity. I pray you starve to death in the streets so everyone can see what your malicious selfishness has earned you.

Edit: downvote all you want, these monsters only understand empathy as applied to them, their continued living does nothing for humanity - their messy, miserable, self inflicted death for all to see might actually teach some people something.

From another post, in case you think my initial assessment too harsh -

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