[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago

Also, the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 14 points 13 hours ago

Communism A system of government where the country's wealth is concentrated into a small, ruling class of billionaires, who use the news media they own to keep the lower classes fighting with each other while they . . . the rich . . . run off with all the farking money.

Oh wait. that's capitalism. I don't know how I got those two systems confused.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 20 points 13 hours ago

"Also, do you really NEED to sleep?"

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

I save my profanity for times and things that are truly worth getting upset about. If you use it all the time, then it becomes meaningless. It just becomes background noise and you sound like a 10 year old all the time.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 72 points 4 days ago

Company-wide email: "We had our best year EVER and it's all thanks to YOU!"

Me: "Great. Can I have a raise?"

"Oh, we can't afford THAT."

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'd love it if VirtualBox emulated some really basic 3D cards (Voodoo 3, Radeon 9800) so I could do some old school gaming. I have a few old Windows games that won't run under Wine.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

This. It's the creativity, inspiration, imagination and hard work of the employees that give the company its value, NOT the owners. Proof: all the franchises that have failed spectacularly once all the smart, creative people have left the company and the only ones left are untalented hacks.

Also, it is LONG past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Usenet was awesome. A distributed, decentralized network, with thousands of forums. Until it got taken over by spam and porn and a lack of moderation.

Now we have Lemmy. Let's not mess it up.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

If your elected leaders are using your tax dollars to send guns and tanks and bombs to Israel then THEY are responsible for the resulting carnage, not YOU. And your time would be better spent electing better leaders instead of setting yourself on fire.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

This is the classic Trump response to an awkward, uncomfortable question. 1) Don't answer the question and then 2) Answer another question that nobody asked.

For example, when Trump was asked about paying for hookers, instead of simply saying, "I don't patronize prostitutes" he said, "I'm a germophobe" instead.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

Imagine if Wine became the new Windows. (Or became all that was left of Windows).

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 33 points 6 days ago

Walk into any old graveyard and notice all the tiny little tombstones of children who died before the age of two. Before vaccines were in use.

Now notice how almost NONE of those tombstones are recent.

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