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Favourite kind of american (kyberpunk.social)
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[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 127 points 10 months ago

Trigger discipline: not

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 10 months ago

I was just coming to say that and I've never even held a gun lol

[-] lemmegogo@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

they are always triggered, so this checks out

[-] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Booger hook: bang switch.

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Also the gun doesn't hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago

ah another responsible gun owner I see

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, it's a BB gun so he can't hurt himself. Mom didn't want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Well, at best it's a single desk pop.

[-] cals11@programming.dev 32 points 10 months ago

Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

[-] 520@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn't right.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Doesn't his relationship make him gay?

[-] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

He never has sex though, as mentioned

[-] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

You're assuming GOD is a man?

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 10 months ago

I also like the version with the caption: "dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs"

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 16 points 10 months ago

Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?

[-] ziggurat@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care

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[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Took me a bit to understand "diet: betes"

[-] avater@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

isn't he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

[-] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I'm not certain it's him.

[-] avater@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

thank god, thought I was crazy.

[-] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Also, for what it's worth: from the pictures I've found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

There's two?

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[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

I don't think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there's a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke

[-] statist43@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

And beeing in a relationsship with god and jesus would be gay too..

[-] comador@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Southpark Scott all growed up. I see his diet bedes issue has gotten worse.

[-] jcdenton@lemy.lol 6 points 10 months ago

God bless America

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

USA in one Image

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