Soon to be: P.rison Ditty.

Jonny 5: I'm alive dammit!

It's quite easy to look in hindsight and chastise those in the past for what is perceived as horrible today. But here's a fun fact, you no proof nor shall you ever, that you would have been any better back then.

Creed's band members suddenly twitch...

Simple fix: Re hire all the enforcement officers for the various Departments that both Democrat and Republican Presidents have fired since President Bill Clinton. This is a bipartisan issue, literally.

Fuzzy maths strike again.

Feet: 16' x 32' w/ a 4' shallow end and an 8' deep end filled with fresh water at an exact temperature of 39.2'F.

Metric: 4.9m x 9.7m w/ a 1.2m shallow end and a 2.4m deep end filled with fresh water at an exact temperature of 4'C.

Because we are discussing metric tons of water where 264.17 US gallons = 1 metric ton of fresh water @ 4'C

189.27 metric tons of water, so yes, rounded up, 190 tons.

Or roughly 2.5 average swimming pools and for those ex-redditors out there: 1.6 million bananas

Related: Decades ago this white American lived in Crawley, England. I used to eat at this place called MurrayCurrays in downtown Crawley (they retired and closed a decade ago) where a Sikh man and an Italian British woman ran one of the best tasting crossover menus I had ever seen. Stuff like:

• Chicken Tikka Masala Pizza
• Lamb and Chicken Tinga Calzone
• Italian Sausage Dum Biryani

Some ideas for you to consider along with remembering to vote!

Taylor Swift Net worth: 1.3 billion USD

“I thought STRIKES were supposed to be ‘unlimited’ when we were picking our jury?” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social.

State law, a law that's been around for over a hundred years, limits it to 10 strikes.

That's what he gets for thinking again.