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[–] YummyEntropy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven't eaten bread in ages anyhow.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.

Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.

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[–] scheep@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I've been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don't really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

[–] Overspark@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you look at it, it's lawful good.

But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.

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I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

using the bottle neck

stands up in his chair

brilliant...

[–] luckystarr@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I guess I'm lawful evil lol

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Chaotic neutral for the win.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

True chaotic evil.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Freezer that ish

[–] 0range@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

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[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

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